Jamaica and the world

February 27, 2008

Story come to bump

Filed under: Jamaica days — xaymaca @ 7:16 pm

Cuban lightbulbs smash around Kern’s ears

To quote Michael Manley, “for the first time, at last,” a PNP politician (Kern Spencer, former Minister of State for former Super Minister Paulwell) has been charged with fraud. Some may think that former Prime Minister P.J. Patterson should have received that honour, and I think that Phillip Paulwell should have won the “first to be jailed in revenge for J.A.G Smith” award, but never mind. Kern wins on the basis of his monumental, most easily exposed fraud, or, to give a nod to the judicial process, let’s say he is much nearer the finish line than Patterson or Paulwell. Still, despite Paulwell being a lawyer, and despite him having handed Kern the rope to hang himself, I am not giving up on the new government sending Paulwell to prison for at least one of his tieferies….There is still time…….

Mr Vaz’s American citizenship

Perhaps because there is a another general election riding on it, our newish Portia-appointed  Chief Justice  Zaila McCalla has yet to say whether Minister of State Daryl Vaz is :

(a) a pretend American citizen (got his citizenship thru his mother, so everyone calm down and stop counting the days to the next general election)

(b) a real American citizen (general election on the way, everyone panic)

Crime rate

Up! Down ! Up ! Down !

Calling all male Jamaicans ! We love you ! We need you ! Stop acting like you’re irrelevant  and that it doesn’t matter whether you live or die !!!

Air Jamaica Death Watch

This will never be over……never….ever….

Abortion laws
 
Jamaicans are getting fed up with the pretense that we are a God-fearing people who have special and unique objections to killing foetuses. Mother Nature does it all the time. Some Jamaican doctors claim to have done it thousands of times.

Hope the Government has the courage of the Medical Association of Jamaica and passes an abortion bill similar to what prevails in the United Kingdom.

After that, how about Jamaicans stop memorizing passages out of Leviticus and start memorizing, “Love thy neighbour as thy self”. Shortly thereafter we could repeal our hateful, colonial-era sodomy laws…….

And, while we’re talking about changing the world as we know it

What are the chances of March 4, 2008 being the day that Senator Obama sends Senator Clinton home to dream about 2016 ?

I’m hoping and praying. I’m also wondering how many of Obama’s Jamaican boosters know that he has stood up in front of black congregations and told them that, as believing Christians, they should be ashamed of their hatred for gays………The guy is for real.

Story come to bump

Filed under: Jamaica days — xaymaca @ 6:36 pm

Cuban lightbulbs smash around Kern’s ears

To quote Michael Manley, “for the first time, at last,” a PNP politician (Kern Spencer, former Minister of State for former Super Minister Paulwell) has been charged with fraud. Some may think that former Prime Minister P.J. Patterson should have received that honour, and I think that Phillip Paulwell should have won the “first to be jailed in revenge for J.A.G Smith” award, but never mind. Kern wins on the basis of his monumental, most easily exposed fraud, or, to give a nod to the judicial process, let’s say he is much nearer the finish line than Patterson or Paulwell. Still, despite Paulwell being a lawyer, and despite him having handed Kern the rope to hang himself, I am not giving up on the new government sending Paulwell to prison for at least one of his tieferies….There is still time…….

Mr Vaz’s American citizenship

Perhaps because there is a another general election riding on it, our newish Portia-appointed  Chief Justice  Zaila McCalla has yet to say whether Minister of State Daryl Vaz is :

(a) a pretend American citizen (got his citizenship thru his mother, so everyone calm down and stop counting the days to the next general election)

(b) a real American citizen (general election on the way, everyone panic)

Crime rate

Up! Down ! Up ! Down !

Calling all male Jamaicans ! We love you ! We need you ! Stop acting like you’re irrelevant  and that it doesn’t matter whether you live or die !!!

Air Jamaica Death Watch

This will never be over……never….ever….

Abortion laws
 
Jamaicans are getting fed up with the pretense that we are a God-fearing people who have special and unique objections to killing foetuses. Mother Nature does it all the time. Some Jamaican doctors claim to have done it thousands of times.

Hope the Government has the courage of the Medical Association of Jamaica and passes an abortion bill similar to what prevails in the United Kingdom.

After that, how about Jamaicans stop memorizing passages out of Leviticus and start memorizing, “Love thy neighbour as thy self”. Shortly thereafter we could repeal our hateful, colonial-era sodomy laws…….

And, while we’re talking about changing the world as we know it

What are the chances of March 4, 2008 being the day that Senator Obama sends Senator Clinton home to dream about 2016 ?

I’m hoping and praying. I’m also wondering how many of Obama’s Jamaican boosters know that he has stood up in front of black congregations and told them that, as believing Christians, they should be ashamed of their hatred for gays………The guy is for real.

July 4, 2007

The week: Keeping the Privy Council and who should win the election in Jamaica….

The Unforgiven

The Privy Council ruled that the Grenada 13 should be resentenced.

Then, just to prove that the Commonwealth Caribbean (the ex-colonies of Britain) need the Privy Council to protect us from the whims of our Governments, our legal systems and our own desire for revenge, the resentencing proceeded with water being thrown at the defendants, the judge refusing to recuse himself, the Grenadian government calling for the prisoners to be sent back to prison for life and the whole horrific issue of “where are the bodies ?” being raised again and being unresolved again.

The judge decided that three prisoners should go free and the others should go back to prison until 2010.

It seems impossible that people that lived through the 1983 murders, the invasion and the aftermath should be indifferent to the fate of Bernard Coard, Hudson Austin and the other prisoners. Threats are already being made against their lives, if and when they are freed.


“Maurice Bishop Speaks: The Grenada Revolution and Its Overthrow 1979-83″ (Bruce Marcus, Michael Taber)


Meanwhile, down in Trinidad, the Privy Council ruled that
Chief Justice Sharma should face the courts after he was accused of telling the Chief Magistrate Sherman McNicholls to free former Prime Minister Basdeo Panday who was facing corruption charges for failing to declare a London bank account.

But once Sharma’s case came to court the Chief Magistrate refused to appear to repeat his accusations. Basdeo Panday had already been released on the grounds that his conviction on the corruption charges was unsafe. He now faces a retrial, but has gone back to the Privy Council for a ruling to prevent his retrial on the grounds that he is old and sick……..


“The Loss of El Dorado: A Colonial History” (V.S. Naipaul)


Just imagine if these matters, which appear to involve every aspect of race, revenge and Government interference in the judiciary, were matters for the Caribbean Court of Justice , instead of for the Privy Council……

How many Caribbean judges do not already have an opinion on what should happen to Bernard Coard et al ?

How many Caribbean judges would not be influenced by the race and reputation of Chief Justice Sharma, Basdeo Panday and Chief Justice McNicholls ?

The Privy Council is preferable as our final court of appeal simply because they have the very desirable perspective of being thousands of miles away and being able to consider matters of law as of matters of law.

If our politicians, judges and lawyers are so desperate to prove that they are “grown-up” and “independent”, they should perhaps offer to act as a final court of appeal for British defendants who have been convicted under terrorism legislation. The fear induced by the IRA bombings of mainland targets in the 1970’s rendered British judges incapable of acting fairly in the trials of the
Guildford Four, the Maguire Seven and the Birmingham Six, just as the Jamaican legal system, shocked by the ever increasing murder rate, was unable to act fairly in the case of convicted killers Pratt and Morgan , and the Grenadian courts were unable to see beyond the evil of 1983 …….


“In the Name of the Father” (Jim Sheridan)

Reader Poll !!!!!

Who do YOU want to win the Jamaican election ?

We’re promised the election will be announced soon (next few days)……

Mark Wignall has already called the election for the JLP…….

The innumerable polls suggest that the PNP has a slight lead………

Based on the polls, I guess I have to call it for the PNP……..

Do you have an opinion?

Please comment on the following:-

1. Who do you want to win ? Why ?

2. Who do you think will win ? Why ?

I’ll do a post next week with your comments………..



“The Road Less Traveled, 25th Anniversary Edition : A New Psychology of Love, Traditional Values and Spiritual Growth” (M. Scott Peck)

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June 15, 2007

The week: Blowback

Filed under: Jamaica days, Prime Minister Portia Simpson Miller — xaymaca @ 10:03 pm

Blowback : an unforeseen and unwanted effect, result, or set of repercussions

The Woolmer investigation

DCP Mark Shields gets his revenge on the pathologist in the Woolmer case, Dr Seshaiah, whose testimony (i.e. that the police version of events was correct and the men were NOT killed at close range) in the Braeton Seven killings caused a verdict of NOT GUILTY and the re-entry into the police force of Senior Superintendent Reneto Adams. Adams was then to kill again at Kraal, and to walk free again…

Let us remember that, as in the Woolmer case, Dr. Seshaiah’s findings in the Braeton Seven case were vigorously contradicted by a foreign pathologist, Peter Leth, who conducted autopsies on behalf of Amnesty International…….


“Terminal Ballistics: A Text and Atlas of Gunshot Wounds” (Malcolm J. Dodd)

Senior Superintendent Reneto Adams gets a chance to cuss out and blame DCP Mark Shields whose policing methods have made Reneto Adams look like the bloodthirsty, arrogant, killer-in-uniform that he is.

Commissioner of Police Lucius Thomas gets to put the over-articulate, way-too-telegenic DCP Shields in his place.

Jamaicans for Justice get to remind everyone that they have been calling for improvements in the Government Forensic Pathology Department for years. And despite the partisan ravings of their Chairman, David Wong-Ken (who regularly refers to “this blasted government”), the organization continues to fight for justice for ALL Jamaicans – including those unfortunate enough to be employed in the Government’s Forensic Pathology Department……………

Government corruption

The bravery and outspokenness of Contractor-General Greg Christie has led to the Auditor-General Adrian Strachan giving his own frank assessment of the way the Ministry of Finance cooperates with corrupt Government officials who award contracts to their cronies. It’s disgraceful.

Clearly some people think that Minister of Finance Omar Davies is history, whether the ruling PNP is returned to power or not……


“Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room” (Alex Gibney)

The pollsters

The Jamaica Observer publishes the Don Anderson polls and advises that the newspaper DOES NOT OWN the Stone Polls.

Instead, the Stone Polls (for years, the most accurate and respected local polling organization) turn out to be owned by Observer owner, Gordon “Butch” Stewart. In recent times, Mr. Stewart has been so loud and frequent in his calls for the Government to do a better job that his newspaper has been accused of supporting the Opposition JLP.

Hence the newspaper’s editors showing their independence by publishing the Don Anderson polls (front page of the Observer on Friday, June 15, 2007) which give us the news that the ruling PNP has a small lead (4%) over the Opposition JLP.

Don Anderson, who makes his living as a market researcher, has endured years of condescension and disparaging comments from those who believe that he lacks the skills (a degree in Political Science, perhaps) to produce accurate polls.

What will they say now that the Stone Polls may soon be no more and Bill Johnson, the pollster for the Daily Gleaner, is fighting to hold his corner and his credibility ? Probably nothing. The poll results and a resurgent Portia are monopolizing the national conversation……


“How Stella Got Her Groove Back” (Kevin Rodney Sullivan)

The Prime Minister

The Prime Minister has been heavily criticized in recent weeks for :-

(1) complaining (or whining) about the media coverage of the PNP and the Government

(2) for forcing Lisa Hanna onto the constituents of South East St. Ann

(3) for refusing to respond to her critics

Don Anderson confirms the Bill Johnson poll from a few weeks ago :- the Prime Minister looks to be leading her party to a fifth term in office. And she’s expecting everyone in the PNP and in the government to get with the program. Like now.


“Yes, Prime Minister – The Complete Collection” (BBC)

And just in time for Fathers Day

Radio Jamaica carries a story that says employment has increased by a tiny percentage. The stunning news in this story is not the apparent increase in employment, but the make-up of the Jamaican labour force. According to STATIN there are 800,000 women and 600,000 men in the labour force. This is what we see reflected on the streets and in offices, but it is not usually confirmed by statistics which usually indicate that female unemployment is much higher than men’s and that men make up the majority of those employed…….

So does this make Jamaica the first country in the world to have a majority female labour force in the formal, measurable sector ???

And does this explain “Everything” :-


(1)
Crime and violence : unemployed men need money to negotiate respect, sex (and love) from employed women

(2) Absentee fathers : “all men are supposed to be breadwinners”, so some women feel justified in dispensing with men who can’t support them or their children

(3) The largely male portion of the unemployed who are not looking for work : they are supported quite comfortably by their female consorts. Women don’t have the same option……….


“Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance” (Barack Obama)


“Training a Tiger: A Father’s Guide to Raising a Winner in Both Golf and Life” (Earl Woods)


“The Lion King (Disney Special Platinum Edition)” (Rob Minkoff, Roger Allers)

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June 6, 2007

The week: Lots of cats flung among the pigeons

Filed under: Jamaica days — xaymaca @ 7:33 pm

Lisa, Lisa…….

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Lisa Hanna

PM Portia messes with the heads of the pundits and party faithful once more…..she plans to parachute former Miss World and talk show host Lisa Hanna in as the PNP candidate for the controversial South East St. Ann seat. This constituency is held by Tourism Minister, Aloun Assamba, but her decision not to run again after a run-in with the don, precipitated a months long struggle for the seat……..

Obvious to everyone (except to the pundits ) is how a celebrity of Lisa’s star quality is the only type of candidate that can:-

(1) shut up the local PNP activists who want Sheree Brown-McDonald, the wife of their local don, to run but who will likely get overwhelmed by the enthusiasm of “the people” for the “pretty lady” – call this the “Joan Gordon-Webley effect

(2) get the votes of the average St. Ann voter who would rather go and meet Lisa Hanna than some experienced politician any day of the week

(3) completely mess with the JLP plans to bring back Lisa’s ex-husband, David Panton, now a resident of Atlanta, Georgia…..


“Kabul Beauty School: An American Woman Goes Behind the Veil” (Deborah Rodriguez, Kristin Ohlson)


Air Jamaica’s management makes first smart move in ……a very long time………


Air Jamaica’s management finally takes some positive action by
selling its loss making London route to Virgin Atlantic but fails in its public relations effort. Richard Branson gives Jamaicans a lesson in how it’s done (public relations, that is). He announces the deal, tells Jamaicans how happy we are to get rid of this burden on the taxpayers, and starts selling tickets to Jamaica a few days later……


“Historic Jamaica from the Air” (David Buisseret)

Mr. Woolmer, R.I.P.

Seems Bob Woolmer wasn’t murdered…..but as far as bad/dire/totally awful publicity for Jamaica goes, he might as well have been……please note that the two gentlemen already selected as fall guys (the pathologist Dr. Seshaiah and DCP Mark Shields) are “from foreign”…. God forbid that any native-born Jamaican policeman or pathologist should be embarrassed…..Rely on the rumour mills to come up with a whole new set of conspiracy theories based on the Indian-born pathologist, Dr. Seshaiah, being so instrumental in the shaming and blaming of the Pakistani team……

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Inzamam al-Haq and Bob Woolmer


“India Vs Pakistan – ICC Cricket World Cup South Africa 2003″ (fremantle media)

Deportee department

Our very own convicted Muslim preacher of hate, Abdullah al-Faisal comes home……local Muslims decide NOT to pre-judge him based on his past behaviour….. Given how adept we Jamaicans already are at killing our fellow Christians, it seems that we just can’t work up much anxiety about the rhetoric of this famous deportee……

Images

Abdullah al-Faisal


“Muhammad: Legacy of a Prophet” (Unity Productions Foundation)

New Spanish hotel department – the Riu Montego Bay

The local regulators
keep trying to regulate…..and the contractors keep trying to construct the new Riu hotel in defiance of local environmental regulations…

Now, what do we call this :-

(1) Language barrier ?
(2) Not-enuff-money-paid-in-right-quarters-barrier ?
(3) Parish council just trying to do the right thing and protect constituents barrier ?

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Costa del Sol, Spain


“The Green Holiday Guide Spain and Portugal 2002/3: Cottages and Campsites on Organic Farms Environment-Friendly Guesthouses and B&Bs (Green Holiday Guides)” (European Center for Ecological and Agricultural Tourism)

Cheaper energy ?

The Government is selling 49% of the local oil refinery to Venezuela’s state oil company So what happens if the JLP (not fond of President Chavez) comes to power in the next few months ? Probably not much. Just as Chavez mouths off at Bush while exporting the majority of his oil to the United States and Bush disses Chavez while buying most of his oil, we can expect Prime Minister Golding to sound off while eating up any cheaper energy coming Jamaica’s way whether it’s from Chavez, the Trinis or anyone else………

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May 28, 2007

Strategizing to victory

Filed under: Jamaica days — xaymaca @ 9:52 pm

Portia’s tactics:

Running high profile new/old faces :

Minister of Mobilization circa 1976, newspaper columnist and dentist D.K. Duncan running in a rural Hanover seat – most voters are too young to remember him and know him only as a newspaper columnist and Michael Manley’s fourth wife’s partner (Beverley Manley). D.K. is still too crazy to be Cabinet material, but he may well win a seat for the P.N.P.

D.K. Duncan

Senator, university professor and trade unionist Trevor Munroe running in a volatile St. Andrew seat – most voters are too young to remember this gentlemen’s migration from out-there Communist to radical trade unionist to Independent Senator to P.N.P. activist and talk show host. Over the years Trevor Munroe has gone back to his middle class roots – son of a Judge, Rhodes scholar, UWI stalwart – and will almost certainly make it into the Cabinet as Minister of something. Despite his ambition, may turn out to be the Yasser Arafat of Jamaican politics….unable to adapt to being in charge of boring everyday matters like roads, water and schools.

Trevor Munroe

Banker and former M.P. Peter Bunting to run in Central Manchester seat – Peter Bunting supported the current P.M. in her failed leadership bid in 1992. Ran against former JLP Prime Minister and JLP icon Hugh Shearer in 1993 and ended Shearer’s political career, but left politics in 1997 after being kept out of path to power by P.J. Patterson loyalists. Has been continuously in the public eye with his merchant bank Dehring, Bunting and Golding. Astutely got rid of Chris Dehring early on and then made a pile by selling the bank to the Bank of Nova Scotia. Twice linked in to the P.N.P. by marriage to (1) daughter of Michael Manley pal, O.K. Melhado (2) daughter of Michael Manley’s fifth wife, Glynne Ewart. Now twice divorced and very rich, Bunting is on track to replace Omar Davies as Minister of Finance and to succeed the current Prime Minister (should she win the next election….)

Peter Bunting

Portia’s key strategy : Letting everyone know that her Cabinet and her P.N.P. will NOT look like the current crop. Now people are starting to understand why she didn’t call an early election….didn’t want to be saddled with her current Cabinet colleagues….

Big hurdles : While it would be nice to just let the JLP’s Joan Gordon-Webley take out the tiresome Minister of Education Maxine Henry-Wilson some crumbs need to be thrown to the Peter Phillips camp who are still chewing over “what-might-have-been”……


“Paint the Town Red” (Brian Meeks)

Bruce’s tactics:

Keeping himself in the background and on the road – nobody is more aware that he is neither telegenic nor good in front of a crowd. He is good in small groups, explaining policy and plans.

Keeping the young, the dynamic and the telegenic candidates like Chris Tufton, Shahine Robinson, Andrew Holness and Sally Porteous front and center.

 

Andrew Holness

Chris Tufton

Shahine Robinson

 


Sally Porteous

Keeping the more dubious candidates (James Robertson and Daryl Vaz, this means you) in the background.

 

Daryl Vaz

James Robertson

Running on the same platform as Portia (free education, roads, better and cheaper health care) while promising the middle and upper classes that he’ll deliver to the private sector.

Being careful that neither he nor his candidates attacks the Prime Minister personally – he doesn’t mind people loving Portia as long as they vote for him.

Bruce’s key strategy: Change, change, change. The PNP have had all the time in the world to create paradise, it’s not going to happen in the next five years, fling them out, put in the JLP.

Big hurdles: Out of control candidates like Joan Gordon Webley attacking the P.M. and Andrew Holness saying he wants to lock up the parents of delinquent children…..The need to counter P.N.P. stars like Peter Bunting and Trevor Munroe with a few stars of his own…..


“Inna Di Dancehall: Popular Culture and the Politics of Identity in Jamaica” (Donna P. Hope)

Those pollsters !!!

Just to ensure maximum debate and uncertainty, the three most recent polls contradict each other……….

Don Anderson says the parties are neck and neck

Bill Johnson gives the PNP a seven point lead

Mark Wignall gives the JLP a twelve point lead

The Stone Polls aren’t reporting yet (cynics would say that the results must not be pleasing to the Stone Poll’s new owners, The Jamaica Observer…..)

We can discount Mark Wignall on the grounds that he predicted a JLP win in 2002 as far back as 2001. The JLP did not win.

Bill Johnson wrongly predicted the outcome of the elections in St. Lucia, so that throws doubt on his present work in Jamaica. Pay no attention to Bill Johnson then.

Which leaves market researcher Don Anderson standing alone (and undiscredited) with the parties in a dead heat…..


“Damned Lies and Statistics: Untangling Numbers from the Media, Politicians, and Activists” (Joel Best)

The rumour mill
The return of Mr. Bunting to active politics has stopped the flow of money to the JLP from the financial sector. Bunting is seen as a “safe pair of hands” at the Ministry of Finance..

The JLP is seeking the return of David Panton from Atlanta to counteract Bunting’s star quality…

Love of Portia in 2007 will turn out to be like Love of Michael Manley in 1980: worthless at the ballot box

And hovering over all is the ghost of Michael Manley (friend of D.K., tamer of Trevor, mentor to Portia and Peter, subject of David Panton’s biography…..)

As Prince Buster sang, What a hard man fe dead…..



“Jamaica’s Michael Manley: The Great Transformation (1972-92″ (David Panton, Rex Nettleford)

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May 20, 2007

Watching reruns: is this 2002 or 2007 ?

It’s like deja-vu, all over again…..  Yogi Berra

For those of us who remember the last General Election in 2002, today’s polls, columns and media commentary seem to be a rehash from those days.

2002 : Prime Minister of Jamaica and the Leader of the Oppostion

Here we have a Don Anderson poll published one month before the election in October 2002, indicating that the PNP was not likely to win a fourth term….

Only a day later, there was Ian Boyne’s column suggesting that the JLP was unlikely to win and stating his reasons, namely the unpopularity of the then leader of the Oppostion Edward Seaga.

Then 3 days before the October 16, 2002 election, we had Robert Buddan giving his usual lucid analysis of the PNP’s dominance in post- Independence Jamaica, while over in the Jamaica Observer, the Stone Polls (then led by Mark Wignall) were suggesting a last minute surge by the JLP.

So close were the elections expected to be that the then Leader of the Opposition Edward Seaga actually refused to concede defeat on Election night…….

Back to 2007

The Prime Minister has not yet announced an election date, and the PNP is still short of a candidate in at least one constituency, but no matter, because Mark Wignall has already announced today (Sunday, May 20, 2007) that the JLP will win the next election based on the polling he has undertaken for the JLP in a number of constituencies…..

2007 : Prime Minister of Jamaica and the Leader of the Oppostion

Just to confuse us, Mr. Wignall backs up his own findings by saying that the Bill Johnson poll (done for the Daily Gleaner) has found the same thing i.e. a JLP win is on the cards. This is confusing because the Gleaner headline today PNP pushes ahead – Ruling party builds up seven-point lead over Opposition suggests the exact opposite ……..

Yes, it’s deja vu all over again…..

The whole struggle for power would be more interesting if:-

(1) it appeared that the JLP was sufficiently far ahead to be outside the margin of error. Right now, their “lead” in some polls is so small as to be meaningless…..

(2) either party had a plan for Jamaica beyond free education (JLP) and free health care for children under 18 (PNP)

However, we are not living in very interesting times. Drug lords have superseded Communists as our local source of all evil. Fun U.S. President Bill Clinton has been succeeded by nuts-or-just-criminally-stupid U.S. President George W. Bush. The young and dynamic New Labour U.K. Prime Minister whom we saw in “The Queen” has been replaced by a scandal ridden, shamefaced lame duck called Tony Blair who at this moment is still pretending that the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi deaths since the Allied invasion in 2003 are just hiccups on the road to democracy…..

We can still dream of radical change in some areas…here’s hoping that:-

  • Air Jamaica is sold to Richard Branson’s Virgin Airlines and becomes a fun, efficient and cheap way to hop to Miami and around the Caribbean….
  • The sugar industry is sold to a manufacturer of organic juices….
  • The PNP or JLP win the next election, and much to our surprise, make massive improvements in health care, education, public transportation and environmental management while supporting a private-sector-led 10% annual growth rate…..

April 21, 2007

Learning to speak Spanish on Jamaica’s north coast

“Vaya con dios, mis amigos” means “Go with God, my friends”

Long ago, Jamaican hoteliers Butch Stewart (owner of the Sandals/Beaches chain) and the Issa family (owners of Superclubs/Breezes chain ) used to call for Jamaican Government to take tourism more seriously……they probably imagined that a massive increase in the island’s hotel rooms and visitor arrivals would be to their benefit…..

Sandals Ocho Rios ( 237 rooms)

As it turns out, the Spanish hotel chains (Riu, Pinero, Iberostar) are undercutting the Jamaican-owned chains at every turn…….they have more rooms, reservation systems that actually work and lower room rates…….Sandals is now trying to reposition itself upmarket in order to maintain its’ room rates……

Riu Ocho Rios (800+ rooms)

“Que sera, sera…” means “What will be, will be……”

In May 2006 Jamaican environmental groups (JET, NJCA) won a judgement against the Government for it’s failure to follow its own environmental regulations when it approved the construction of the Grupo Pinero’s Bahia Principe hotel. They probably imagined that the Government and its regulatory agencies would now proceed with greater care and attention to the long term environmental impact of building massive hotels all along the north coast.

As it turns out, with a general election looming,massive hotel projects are still being approved and construction begun immediately…. totally disregarding not only the environment, but labour relations and the health and safety of the workers.

No infrastucture ? No problema ! Number of rooms far exceeds the carrying capacity of the town/village/community where you plan to locate the hotel ? No problema !

And three people caught between a rock and a hard place:

(1) Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller

The rock ? The need to demonstrate that “she run things” by firing a few more P.J. cronies and by setting a new-fresh-totally-different direction for the government in order to win the next general election…..

The hard place ? The need to maintain party unity and keep long time PNP ministers, activists and financiers happy in order to have the money and internal support needed to win the next general election……

(2) Leader of the Opposition Bruce Golding

The rock ? Representing Jamaica’s most notorious garrison constituency, famed for its guns and dons…….(July 2001 violence)

The hard place ? Presenting an image as the leader best able to deal with Jamaica’s most pressing problem :- crime and violence…..

(3) DCP Mark Shields

The rock ? The investigation of the murder of the Bob Woolmer and the detailed, time consuming work involved in finding the killer – the eyes of the world are upon him. His reputation and his future are at stake…..

The hard place ? The explosion of violence around Jamaica, a bad omen for the general elections scheduled for later this year. As the Deputy Commissioner in charge of Crime, his reputation and his future are at stake…..

April 18, 2007

And there’s no run……

Fresh air

Perhaps because he has recently been re-elected, or perhaps because his people clearly enjoyed the cricket, the President of Guyana, Bharat Jagdeo, is NOT joining the chorus of Caribbean leaders blaming the ICC, the WICB, Chris Dehring etc for their own poor stewardship of their own citizens’ tax dollars…

He reckons that World Cup Cricket was good for Guyana.

Hot air

Meanwhile, much to the relief of those who believe everything they read, Chris Dehring has announced that Cricket World Cup 2007 is proceeding according to plan. Lots of money is rolling in and even the crowds are pretty much as he expected. So much for all the whiny hoteliers and governments who are complaining that the whole exercise has been a massive disappointment …….

P.J. Patterson (retrospectively) smells somewhat like a rose

Former Prime Minister of Jamaica P.J. Patterson must be smiling at the praise he’s receiving from one of his (formerly) fiercest critics.

This administration has a leader who is now reaping the benefits from the Patterson-led one. The physical successes are there to see. Sprawling highways being built across the island. Huge hotels being constructed on the north coast. The rising of a new, black middle class being able to afford $50,000 three-day vacations in the more moderately priced all-inclusive (questionable service) hotels on the north coast. (Mark Wignall, Jamaica Observer)

Turns out that P.J. Patterson was just a wonderful Prime Minister whose long list of achievements are now being unjustly claimed by his successor, Portia Simpson Miller….

Jamaica prepares for elections (God help us)

In line with the usual election preparations, the Jamaican security forces have conducted a huge operation in West Kingston (the stronghold of the Opposition Jamaica Labour Party). Four people dead – 2 killed by gunmen, 2 by the police

The Naysayers remind us that terrorising Tivoli is the usual election gambit by the ruling PNP.

The Yeasayers remind us that the gunbattle lasted for nearly 3 hours (that’s a lot of guns and ammunition in the hands of men who are not members of the security forces) and that the operation included the PNP stronghold of Arnett Gardens.

The front page of the The Daily Gleaner says it all – a screaming, terrified child who has just learnt that his brother is among the dead…………

When did we get used to this ?

Electricity company employees find out the meaning of “minority shareholder”

The Jamaica Public Service Company (JPSCo), the island’s main (but not sole) provider of electricity has been sold to a subsidiary of the Japanese conglomerate, Marubeni.

A cursory reading of Marubeni’s website indicates that this should be a cause for rejoicing, as, unlike bruk-pocket previous owners Mirant, Marubeni is a Fortune 500 company (2006 rank:215) which operates in 72 countries.

However, as the Government of Jamaica is a mere 20% shareholder in the JPSCo, the sale of the company was a matter for the former majority shareholders, Mirant. They chose to inform their Jamaican employees of the sale of the company at the same time (April 17, 2007) as they informed the Jamaican public.

The employees and their union representatives are furious. Just imagine how they’re going to feel if Marubeni decides to introduce a few famously efficient Japanese-style working practices……….Speaking as a consumer, I can’t wait.

Jamaican Christians finally get around to reading the New Testament

Jamaican church and political leaders have called for their fellow citizens to cease attacking and killing people whom they believe to be homosexual. Congratulations to Colonel Trevor McMillan (JLP), Councillor Angela Brown-Burke (PNP) and various church leaders for saying, albeit reluctantly, that homosexuals are fellow human beings.

For years, the island’s sodomy laws have been used by people (who openly commit such sins as adultery, covetousness and bearing false witness) to condemn homosexuals and to say that they only get what they deserve. The Archbishop of Canterbury, head of the Anglican Church has a few words for the self-righteous.

Of course, if all Jamaicans are to get what we deserve according to the Bible, we might as well prepare for a very dark future indeed…….

Since Easter has just passed, let’s remember what we were supposed to be celebrating (King James version, Luke 10) :-

25And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?

26He said unto him, What is written in the law? how readest thou?

27And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.

28And he said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, and thou shalt live.

29But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?

30And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.

31And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.

32And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side.

33But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,

34And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.

35And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.

36Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?

37And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.

April 6, 2007

Giving thanks at the Cricket World Cup

Commissioner of Police Lucius Thomas

Much thanks to Commissioner Lucius Thomas (above) for allowing the policeman in charge of crime, “expensive but so far well worth the money” DCP Mark Shields, to do his job and investigate the murder of Bob Woolmer.

Much thanks to our usually inappropriately interfering politicians for shutting up and taking a back seat to DCP Shields…..Especial gratitude to the Leader of the Opposition Bruce Golding and the Prime Minister for concentrating on the business at hand – the upcoming general elections…..

Much thanks to the Indian cricket team for bowing out at the same time as the Pakistanis….now all cricket fans on the subcontinent can relax and speculate about who killed Bob Woolmer…..

Much thanks to the Local Organizing Committee for not being rattled by the fact that Chris Dehring’s and the ICC’s predictions for tens of thousands of fans arriving in Jamaica turned out to be – let’s put it kindly – ridiculously optimistic…..they’ve closed down the craft vending area in New Kingston and shifted everybody to traditional craft mecca, Devon House…..

Chris Dehring
Chris Dehring

Much thanks to the organisers of the wonderful opening ceremony….

Much thanks to the Windies for winning at least the first few matches…..

Much thanks to the Jamaican populace who have expressed a polite interest in the cricket, despite the fact that they’d rather be watching football…..

(Since blame is being cast about like rice at a big wedding, no blame being apportioned here….. )

Let’s enjoy the cricket. We’re going to be paying for it for a long time.

Regrets section

  1. The murder of Bob Woolmer
  2. The fact that Chris Dehring is now so discredited he will most likely take the path of least resistance and enter politics in Jamaica……this we don’t need…..
  3. The form (or lack thereof) of the West Indies team
  4. The end of cricket as a major sport in the West Indies

Brian Lara and Clive Lloyd

Fare thee well, Brian Lara and Clive Lloyd…….

Back to the future

Jamaicans will be going to the polls in 2007 with the choice of turfing out the ruling People’s National Party which, hard to believe, is now in its 18th year of office – and electing the opposition Jamaica Labour Party OR of going on as before, with a newish PNP Prime Minister and the first woman to hold that office……

Should be an easy one…..throw the rascals out (because rascals is a polite word for them) but, according to the polls, the Jamaica Labour Party is only marginally ahead of the PNP and PM Portia continues to lead Bruce Golding by a good margin. What can I tell you ?

Bruce Golding

Opposition Leader Bruce Golding

In the past 18 years, huge numbers of people who grew up in homes without phones, cars or cable television now have all three. Huge numbers of people who worked all their lives as helpers, gardeners and manual labourers now have children who work in offices or own two or three taxis or are teachers or own a small business.

Pointless to say that schools and hospitals are in worse shape than they were 18 years ago.

Pointless to say that the huge amounts of money stolen or wasted by the Government could have been spent on roads, water supply, education, more police to fight crime…..

Seems like the Opposition Jamaica Labour Party needs to convince people that it can and will provide more jobs, more opportunities, more housing, more of everything….

Seems like harping on how bad things are and how bad they will be if the PNP stays in power isn’t cutting it….and is likely to be even less effective once Prime Minister Charming is on the road hugging and kissing…

Bruce Golding, you can read a poll as well as anyone. You remember how some pollsters said the JLP would win the last election, but when the votes were counted, they didn’t…..You have been warned……

February 20, 2007

New posts in April 2007

Filed under: Jamaica days — xaymaca @ 11:36 am

Xaymaca will start posting again in April 2007…….

December 18, 2006

Sneak Peek : Top News Stories of 2007

Filed under: Jamaica days — xaymaca @ 4:48 pm

Here is a quick round-up of the stories making news in Jamaica next year:

March 2007

“Roots” citizenship law causes chaos at RGD

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Registrar General’s Office at Twickenham Park, Spanish Town, Jamaica

The introduction of a new citizenship law requiring Jamaican citizens to prove African descent is causing chaos at the RGD. The Head of the Registrar General’s Department said yesterday that members of the so-called plantocracy and other light skinned Jamaicans have been flocking RGD offices islandwide as they seek to have their African descent verified.

“These people are rude and my staff find them difficult to handle. Some of them seem to believe that the RGD should be able to find their great-great-great-great grand-aunt right away, without realising that these women were usually slaves and their birth was never registered with us,” she said.

She advised those persons who still own their own plantation to search the estate records for their grand-aunts before applying to the RGD. “They are more likely to find their great-grands there than here.”

June 2007

Jamaica invades Cayman

The Jamaican government announced yesterday that it had invaded Grand Cayman and intended to set up a puppet administration that would report directly to Jamaica House. Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller said yesterday that the invasion became necessary after repeated attempts by the territory to expel Jamaicans resident in the islands. “It is unfortunate, but I have a responsibility to my people. Many Jamaicans live and work in Cayman, and I cannot overlook the humiliating treatment to which they have been subjected.”

The invasion reportedly took twenty minutes and the invading forces were led by Venezuelan troops. Prime Minister Simpson Miller said she was grateful to President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela for his continuing support in this and other matters.

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The JDF patrol skies over Cayman

The Cayman Islands are officially a part of the United Kingdom. However since the break up of the United Kingdom earlier this year, it is not clear whether the islands are an overseas territory of England or Scotland. Prime Minister Gordon Brown of Scotland and Prime Minister David Cameron of England issued a joint statement deploring the invasion.

U.S. President George W. Bush was said to be very concerned about the presence of Venezuelan troops in the Caribbean and advised that he “would be sending Condi down there as soon as she gets back from Iraq”.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/212638/0_14_90_chavez.jpg President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela

Most Jamaicans responded positively to the news that Cayman would soon be part of Jamaica again. Mark Wignall,Observer columnist and one of the Prime Minister’s fiercest critics, said he was pleased with the Prime Minister’s new assertiveness and said he thought the invasion could be a turning point for her administration.

August 2007

UWI professors bemoan loss of US influence in the world

Members of the Faculty of Social Sciences at University of West Indies, Mona Campus shocked the private sector and former students across the Caribbean today when they issued a joint statement bemoaning the loss of U.S influence in the world. The statement said that the UWI felt that the new world powers, Russia and China, showed little respect for the rule of law, democracy or human rights. Only the former “sole superpower”, the United States of America, could be said to have consistently promoted these values within its own borders.

The statement went on to say that UWI Social Science Faculty members were concerned that Russia and China were pursuing their own narrow political and economic interests on the global stage.

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Chinese leader Hu Jintao and Russian President Vladimir Putin

In a tersely worded response, the Russian Ambassador urged UWI Faculty members “not to take themselves so seriously” and said he hoped they were not saying that Russia no longer acted as a “bulwark against U.S. hegemony in the Caribbean”.

The Chinese Ambassador said the Chinese people had always had a great respect for education and urged the UWI professors to take up scholarships offered by his Embassy and to become students in China as soon as possible. He felt that the University of the West Indies would benefit from having educated Faculty members.

December 2007

General elections postponed indefinitely, PM to form Government of National Unity

http://www.jamaica-star.com/thestar/20060304/ent/Images/tiaAtChurchM20060226RB25137.JPG Prime Minster Simpson Miller

Prime Minister Portia Simpson Miller yesterday announced that she was postponing general elections indefinitely. She said this had become necessary because the Oppostion was male-dominated.

“It is a fact that most adults of voting age are female. It would be a betrayal of Jamaican women to allow a male-dominated Opposition to contest an election at this time. I am therefore going to form a Government of National Unity.”

The Prime Minister said that she had invited UWI Distinguished Fellow Edward Seaga to represent the Opposition in the National Unity Government.

http://www.caymannetnews.com/2004/08/717/images/seaga-sm.jpg Edward Seaga, Distinguished Fellow at UWI

Mr. Seaga said he had agreed to serve in Prime Minister Simpson Miller’s Cabinet as long as he could be Minister of Finance. He said he was “looking forward to trying one or two things I didn’t get to in the 1980’s”.

The Prime Minister also announced that JLP Senator Colonel Trevor McMillan will replace Peter Phillips as Minister of National Security “as of yesterday”.

Leader of the Opposition Bruce Golding is said to be in England, locked in a meeting with the island’s nominal head of state, Queen Elizabeth (the Last).

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December 10, 2006

Christmas fun in the Caribbean

Filed under: Jamaica days, Think global — xaymaca @ 3:39 pm

Air Jamaica Death Watch (second great year)

Air Jamaica continues to lose millions of US dollars per year- at least US$ 1 billion over the past 10 years – and the Government of Jamaica continues to pretend that this airline is a great national asset.

The latest shameful revelation is that the PetroCaribe money lent by Venezuela has been used to prop up this deh-pon-dead “national carrier”. Other PetroCaribe money has gone to the also deh-pon-dead sugar “industry.

We all know the excuses for the sugar industry – no Government has
been able to find anything to replace it with, and it is the island’s
largest employer after the Government itself. So no one wants to see
thousands of sugar workers begging bread (although I bet that all sugar
workers would be way better off if the Government divided up its annual
subsidy equally among the workers instead of continuing to keep sugar
factories open and the best land in the country in cane).

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So much for the sugar “industry”. What’s the excuse for the continued existence of Air Jamaica ?
I mean, apart from the fact that if it was closed down, Jamaican
politicians and civil servants would have to pay their own way off
island ?

Surprise ! Local government elections to be held in December 2007 !

The local government elections, already 6 months overdue, will now be held in December 2007……

This, despite Leader of the Opposition Bruce Golding threatening bangarang “political action” if the elections were postponed again.

Seems that both the Government and the Opposition have been
outflanked by acts of God. The north-east of the island has been
washed, flooded and scoured by weeks of heavy rains and St. Mary and Portland
are pretty much disaster areas. And now we have an outbreak of malaria
in downtown Kingston- the Ministry of Health claims malaria was brought
onto the island by a visitor.

Both the control of the malaria outbreak and the rehabilitation of
roads and homes in St. Mary and Portland would, of course, benefit from
the concerted efforts of the Parish Councils (mostly Opposition JLP
controlled) and the PNP led Government.

Naturally, no such joint effort or cooperation is taking place, as
the Government is determined to deprive the Parish Councils of funds
and the Opposition has already blamed the Government for

(1) the flooding of Port Maria due to a new bridge being built on the North Coast Highway, and,

(2) the outbreak of malaria due to the Ministry of Health being badly managed and underfunded.

New bridge in Port Maria that “caused” flooding according to JLP

Let’s just hope that Bruce Golding has the sense to refrain from any “political action” until after Christmas and New Year’s.

Really, really, big news ? England and Scotland to divorce next year after 300 year marriage !

Next year’s local government election in Britain,
scheduled for May 2007, is likely to end the 300 year merger of England
and Scotland. That is, if the voters in England and Scotland have
anything to say about it. Majorities in both countries are saying that it is time to call it a day.
Scotland should have it’s own Parliament and so should England.The
Scots spend their own money, and England spend it’s own money.

I notice they are not saying anything about passports or borders, so
hopefully that is not contemplated. At least, for residents. (We know Jamaicans will definitely need visas for everywhere, right ?)

You can catch the tone of the debate over at this blog on the Washington Post.

I talked to a few friends in the U.K. and their view seems to be “So
what ? A nuh nuttin’………The only thing going happen is some
politician will get to call themselves Prime Minister of Scotland ….”

And what will happen to our gracious Queen ? The thrones of Scotland
and England were merged even longer ago than their Parliaments. Does
this mean she has to stop being Queen of Scotland and let some Braveheart, Mel Gibson-type take over the throne up there ?

And what about us, out here in the Commonwealth ? Does this mean we will now have 2, 3 or 4 “Mother Countries” ?

Will we get to choose whether we want to be a former colony of a
former colony (like Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland) or whether we
want to be a former colony of Imperialist-in-Chief, England ?

Maybe my friends in the soon-to-be-former-UK are right…. So what ? ……A nuh nuttin’….Hmm, wonder what the visa for Scotland will look like….

Black man time in America

The Washington Post continues its series on black men in America with a story about a young black man looking for a job in Washington, D.C.

What is really sad is not his experience of racism but his inability
to keep a job – he gets jobs but can’t keep them, principally because
he feels he “shouldn’t have to be” doing the menial work on
offer for only US$ 7 or 8 or 9 per hour. He’s also resentful of the
Hispanics and Asians because of their willingness to take any job on
offer. This kid would fit in right away with his peers on any street
corner in Jamaica…. In the meantime, his mother and his girlfriends
take care of his bills……

I f you don’t mind being depressed, check out the Feedback section
as well. Then cheer up and remember that the only black man in the
Senate, the Senator from Illinois, Barack Obama, might well run for
President in 2008, and will certainly not be running purely for the
sake of it, like perennial no-hoper Jesse Jackson.

In a pre-emptive strike against Senator Obama (and all persons who
foolishly think that having a black man as President would improve the
status of black Americans), black New York Daily News columnist Stanley Crouch explains why even if Senator Obama becomes the next President of the United States, he won’t be representing “black Americans”. The reason ? Barack Obama’s mother is white and his father is from Kenya…..You thought that would have made him a real African-American ?
Sorry. According to Mr. Crouch, he’s no more African-American than say,
Colin Powell, who as we know, was only born, raised and spent his
entire life in the U.S.A…..

I think what he means is that Barack Obama could only represent the 2/3 of black Americans
who make more than US$35,000 per year, and care about such uncool
things like education, careers, owning a home….and, you know, they only constitute 69.5% of black people now living in the U.S…….

Talking about representing, contrast this article by Jamaica Observer columnist Mark Wignall with this one, excerpting a speech made by Senator Obama on World AIDS Day.

Mark Wignall has this to say, in explaining why he thinks the Prime Minister is being so severely criticised:

The statement by men – “she is only a woman” – has been made
throughout the ages simply because it is men who are the controlling
masters of the human race.

And Senator Barack Obama has this to say about the spread of HIV/AIDS:

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I don’t think
we can deny that there is a moral and spiritual component to prevention
- that in too many places all over the world where AIDS is prevalent -
including our own country, by the way
the relationship between men and women, between sexuality and spirituality, has broken down, and needs to be repaired.

These are
issues of prevention we cannot walk away from. When a husband thinks
it’s acceptable to hide his infidelity from his wife, it’s not only a
sin, it’s a potential death sentence.
And when rape is still
seen as a woman’s fault and a woman’s shame, but promiscuity is a man’s
prerogative, it is a problem of the heart that no government can solve.

Reading Mark Wignall helps me to understand not only the increasing
amount of domestic violence in Jamaica, but also why nearly 50% of
households are headed by women. Better to be a single mother than to
live with a “controlling master”……..

Reading Barack Obama, on the other hand, makes me think this man
could be a great President of the United States………………

Trafigura update

Here is what the Prime Minister is now saying about Trafigura. Seems that politicians are all hypocrites (and would that include you, Madam Prime Minister ?) when it comes to getting money to fund their campaigns.

She doesn’t talk about why Colin Campbell resigned as a Cabinet
Minister – I expect this was probably due to the hypocrisy of her
Cabinet colleagues, politicians all……..

Solving China’s oversupply of men problem

Canadian pundit Gwynne Dyer, in this article
, solves China’s woman shortage problem (which, of course, resulted
from their attempts to fix an overpopulation problem……).

China, which is rich (relatively) and powerful, will simply
import the 40 million women needed from their poorer neighbours in
surrounding countries. Not only will the women be thrilled to marry
Chinese men and be lifted out of poverty, but their presence will make
racist, foreigner-despising China into a nice, multi-cultural
society…..

As an example of the kind of thinking that made the British (and the
French, and Spanish, and maybe, the Chinese) Empire “great”, this one
can’t be beat.

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Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao embraces a chief in Ghana

However, some of us might spare a thought for the 40 million men in
the “poorer” Asian countries (like North Korea) who will be deprived of
their potential wives. Let’s hope that they meekly accept their fate.

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Leader of “poorer” Asian country, Kim Jong-il of North Korea

Hugo Chavez’s hugs better than Portia’s ?

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The loving couple (from the Daily Gleaner)

Hugo Chavez has been re-elected in Venezuela with 60% of the vote,
despite strict instructions to the contrary by the region’s defender of
democracy, U.S. President George W. Bush.

Boring mainstream media houses have put forward the theory that
Chavez was re-elected because of all the free health care, low cost
housing and cheap food he has provided for the poor of Venezuela.

However, this blogger speculates that maybe it’s because our Hugo goes around hugging people.

Clearly, his hugs are better, warmer and longer lasting
than Portia’s whose poll standings have been in free fall (although, of
course, she remains ahead of the Opposition Leader…..)

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November 26, 2006

Jamaicans find reasons to kill

Filed under: Jamaica days — xaymaca @ 3:05 pm

Jamaica has become used to having one of the highest murder rates in the world. So it takes the sort of murders we have had in the past few weeks – men killing women who wanted out of a relationship, followed by their own self murder; and the stabbing to death of an Anglican priest – to create any interest in those of us who must spend part of each and every day, praying both for our own survival and that of our nearest and dearest.

Murder-suicides have become common enough that the “explanation” for it is no longer questioned. Many Jamaican men feel they have a right to control women (and for these men it is always women – not woman) whether those women are wives, girlfriends, passing objects of lust etc. When a woman who they “control” wants to get on with her life without him, a few men respond by killing her and then killing themselves.


When this happens the particular gory details are discussed for a day or two, a thought is given to the motherless children, and the general consensus is that this is just the way of the world. It is fate, albeit a peculiarly female fate….

Then,two weeks ago, Father Richard Johnson of St. Jude’s Anglican Church was found stabbed to death in his home. There was shock and outrage and mourning, even amongst those who did not know the priest. Then the police revealed that the killer was known to them and that he had turned himself in. The killer, a man in his early 20’s known as Bomber, told the police that Father Johnson “attacked him” and he killed him in self-defence – the 45 year old priest was stabbed more than 25 times….Father Johnson was nude at the time of his death and allegedly attacked the young man whom he had “conned” into removing his trousers (to try on a new pair).

Naturally there is no suggestion that Father Johnson was armed or that his attack constituted anything more than a crude, inappropriate and overly aggressive sexual advance, of the type most Jamaican women have experienced from Jamaican men.

But once it was suggested that Father Johnson had made a sexual advance to another man, public opinion immediately turned against the murdered priest. Homophobia kicked in, and not only was the killer released immediately on bail, but he has already been tried and exonerated in the court of public opinion.

Pity us Jamaicans, male and female, who need to believe that God has given permission for at least this one type of murder (killing of men that lie with other men) and therefore this is one time we need not sorrow.

Pity the Jamaican women who are in relationships with violent men and have Dr. Orville Taylor exhorting them to stop complaining about violence against women as Jamaican men are only killing Jamaican women at one tenth of the rate that they kill other Jamaican men.

Unfortunately, it is clear to some of us that this road leads nowhere good.

Since Leviticus also says that “thou shalt not suffer a witch to live”, should this be the new excuse for men that want to kill women, but don’t necessarily want to kill themselves afterwards ?

Should young women confronted with unwanted sexual advances from men twice their age start walking with guns in their handbags ? So they can kill the man if he grabs them ?

Every so often it seems that we have reached a new level of cruelty, hatred and insensitivity to life, as a people and as a society. But then we take it higher…..

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November 19, 2006

Giving away free to a good home: Jamaican politicians of every stripe

Filed under: Jamaica days — xaymaca @ 10:43 pm

We have just endured weeks of polls and commentary on polls. Not so much politics as usual but politics to the point of nausea…….

However, to summarise (although you can hardly have missed them) the polls done by the Stone Poll team for the Jamaica Observer and by Bill Johnson for the Jamaica Gleaner more or less agree on the following:-

  • Support for Prime Minister Portia Simpson Miller has declined
  • Support for Leader of the Oppostion Bruce Golding has increased
  • The majority of those polled are unhappy about the PNP accepting money from Trafigura.

Every possible interpretation has been put on these findings and every possible conclusion has been drawn. We now know that the polls prove that (1) the JLP will win the next election and (2) that the PNP will win the next election.

Thanks to all those pundits, commentators and opinion makers who have boldly committed themselves one way or another. It is you gentleman and ladies who provide solace for many of us on the day after the General Election when we are looking for someone to blame for our disappointment…..

So from the polls to the JLP Conference which ends today, November 19, 2006. The JLP Conference was on the backburner for much of the week as we all enjoyed the the slanging matches and puss and dog fights on show in the PNP.

Paul Buchanan (running for Karl Blythe’s old seat in Westmoreland) refused to respectfully move aside for Minister of Agriculture Roger Clarke ( a much bigger man in every way). It must be something in the water in Central Westmoreland as the retiring M.P. Dr. Karl Blythe claimed he was in direct touch with the Lord and Mr. Buchanan, after being the caretaker for less than two months, is behaving as if the Father had left him the constituency……

Mr Buchanan’s behaviour would be less foolhardy had not Len Blake (a sitting PNP MP, no less) already been forced to give up his seat to turncoat (PNP, JLP, PNP) Norman Horne. Not to mention the cautious and modest attitude of the PNP caretakers pushed aside to accommodate Messrs. D.K. Duncan and Trevor Munroe……Then, just as Mr. Buchanan seemed to have the media’s full attention (he declared that the party could NOT discipline him – and we were waiting for the party to show that it COULD....) Minister of Tourism Aloun Assamba indicated that she was bowing to ‘people power’ and would not be running again for her St.Ann seat. Big story.

Friday night Nationwide’s Cliff Hughes reported that the PNP leadership (including former PM PJ Patterson) was locked in a meeting to discuss the party’s problems and to “iron out” differences. And where were they locked in a meeting ? At the Ritz-Carlton Rose Hall, just outside Montego Bay, of course. If you’re talking long and bitterly, may as well be very, very comfortable…..

The Ritz Carlton Rose Hall, Jamaica

The suicide, on Friday, of Norman DaCosta, National Workers Union deputy island supervisor, served as a sobering reminder that the PNP power struggles have not been confined to the political representatives. Mr. DaCosta was campaign manager for Danny Robert’s losing team in the race for the NWU presidency and Mr. DaCosta was not re-elected to his Vice Presidential post (new President by a huge margin:Vincent Morrison).

On Saturday, the focus returned to the JLP. It was noted that the conference was well organised and well attended. Today’s headlines announced that the Dutch government is going to investigate Netherlands-based Trafigura’s donation to the PNP, and we all waited for the Leader’s speech this afternoon.

I didn’t watch Sister P at the PNP conference, so I’m not comparing his performance with hers. All I can say after watching Bruce is that, however sincere his heart, he has no fire in his belly.

Bruce Golding, Leader of the Opposition

His presentation was thoughtful and measured. He spoke of the need for constitutional change to fix some of the system’s worst excesses (separation of powers, strengthening Parliament etc) and he spoke of ensuring that the National Housing Trust is restructured to guarantee a housing entitlement to all who contribute. He promised to root out corruption and retool the Justice system. He reminded us that he will be 60 years old in 2 weeks time and that he is looking about for a successor. He mentioned that he lacked charisma and that he is who he is….

While grateful not to be subjected to the 3 or 4 hour ranting that is usual at party conferences, there was still something missing. Perhaps, it is just his lack of charisma but I could not help thinking that here is a man who has no particular desire to be Prime Minister. He gave me the impression that it is Bruce Golding, not Eddie Seaga, who has retired to wander the UWI campus and that it is Bruce Golding, not Eddie Seaga, who has withdrawn from the political rough and tumble and is devoting his considerable intellect to the problems of the day…..

Can such a man prevail against Sister P in full flight ?

Today’s pre-conference columns about Leader Golding (to be filed under ” With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies ?”) concentrated on how his shortcomings as a leader (zippo charisma, dull, tool of the white elite etc) match up with Jamaicans’ shortcomings as an electorate (lots of ignorant women, according to Kevin o’Brien Chang)…. We are in for another week of “All pundits, all the time”….

At this point, I’m still with the uncommitted and the unconvinced. God willing, I will vote. Just hope I don’t have to be holding my nose while doing it.

Puzzle of the week


Despite our best efforts (murder, pollution, bad mind), visitors keep flocking to Jamaica. I’ve given up thinking this has anything to do with superior marketing, exchange rates, tsunamis etc (all variously posited by those-in-the-know). I suspect it has to do with the same mentality that sends millions to France (the top destination on the planet) every year, despite the much canvassed rudeness and hostility of the French to the non-French….. Visitors come to Jamaica in spite of us Jamaicans….

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October 31, 2006

Island temperature: hot, rainy, election brewing

Filed under: Jamaica days — xaymaca @ 10:00 pm

Earlier this year Prof Carolyn Cooper infuriated other members of the intelligentsia when she claimed that the race for the PNP presidency was a struggle to determine who ‘owns’ Jamaica.

Is the island the property of the black majority, the so-called poorer classes ? Or is it the property of middle class Jamaicans of all colours ? Portia was held to represent the former (who have always been disenfranchised ), while Omar and Peter represented the latter (those who feel that their superior incomes and education entitle them to rule……)

The image “http://www.jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20030909/mind/Images/CarolyncooperB20030910c.JPG” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.Prof Carolyn Cooper

Just to clarify, the class struggle, as defined by Dr.Cooper, is separate from the race issue. Former Prime Minister P.J. Patterson ran on a race-based “black man time” platform in 1993 and his 14-year-and-3-election-victory tenure proved to some that the “red man party”, otherwise known as the Opposition JLP, could never win again without a black person at the helm. (According to this analysis, Bruce Golding and Audley Shaw might as well have thrown in the towel in 1993 – too red skinned to lead…..)

http://www.jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20000721/Lead/Images/AUDLEY-SHAW.GIF Audley Shaw

The image “http://www.jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20060129/news/Images/JLPbanquetD20050528WS.JPG” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.Portia and Bruce (in happier times……)

As we know, Portia won the class struggle elections, and the poorer classes are now officially, and rightfully, the owners of island Jamaica. However, the middle classes largely retain ownership of the newspapers, columns and the media in general, and the new reality is causing much anguish in these quarters.

Who, if anyone, is qualified to speak on behalf of the poorer/working class ? And are they listening anyway ?

Despite the PNP’s non-performance over everything from the cement crisis to the GSAT results, the summer polls showed the governing party winning the next election.

Then came Trafigura and Bruce rampant. Having analysed the poll data, Bruce seems to have concluded that no JLP manifesto would be of any use with the electorate, and he has concentrated on showing that Portia is a weak leader who cannot control her pack of jokers.

The pundits have flung themselves into the fray – not least the Jamaica Observer and erstwhile Portia supporter, Mark Wignall. Kevin O’Brien Chang has had difficulty concealing his feelings about people who disregard everything important
to him
and just say “a Portia mi love and a vote for”. Tamara Scott-Williams wrote a excellent article reminding us of all the scandals, tiefery and general evildoing of the PNP over the last 18 years, of which Trafigura must be the least because comparatively little money was involved….Everyone who is anyone has had their say.

And now today’s paper carries Bruce Golding’s promise to JLP supporters in Manchester that when he makes his Christmas speech :” I’ll be doing so from Jamaica House as Prime Minister of Jamaica”.

Clearly the Opposition Leader believes that Trafigura and its aftermath was the tipping point. He believes that those Jamaicans who strongly supported Portia have now been disabused as to her capacity to lead the country and after 18 years are ready for a JLP dawn.

I hope Bruce has some very good, and very recent, polling data to back up his belief. I find it surprising that an electorate that was personally affected by the cement debacle (you couldn’t even get enough cement to make a chicken house, and construction workers were idle and unpaid) and didn’t let it change their view of the government or Sister P, would be ready to vote her out only 3 or 4 months later. Still, there must be a turning/tipping point and maybe the owners have reached that point. If it so, it so.

Which pollster you use, Bruce ? I hope it’s not Mark Wignall again…..

And which advisor you have, Bruce, who tells you that you should announce, from now, the election timetable and the outcome ? If you sure you running Portia, at least let her announce the timetable for her departure. Ever heard of hubris, Bruce ?

The PNP (in disarray according to the pundits), and the PM (vacillating and under fire according to the pundits) don’t seem too concerned to me. Instead the PNP looks like a party getting ready for a fifth term with its supporters fighting amongst themselves to make sure they have a place at the trough.

Instead of the old horses retiring to pasture as we were promised, we have Trevor Munroe and Roger Clarke booting aside younger men; Norman Horne using “tactics” to get a Portland seat and ex-JLP no hopers like Abe Dabdoub and Verna Parchment hanging around trying to look like comrades.

So what do the PNP know ?

Do they suspect that the owners of the country think the ‘bad cement’ problem was the fault of Caribbean Cement, the manufacturers, and that you have to be a determined reader of page-long newspaper columns (i.e.middle class) to understand that Minister Phillip Paulwell might have acted to prevent the shortage ?

Do the PNP suspect that Scandals Whitehouse ended satisfactorily for the owners when God was forced out, and all else is hot air and posturing ?

Do the PNP think that tying the Trafigura scandal to spending on the party conference mean that the owners feel it was money well spent, if not well gotten ?

Do the PNP understand that all the irate Portmore voters who are now using the toll road are not likely to vote against the government on that issue ?

Do the PNP understand the “Clinton” effect – namely that when a popular leader is attacked it only increases their popularity (remember Clinton’s popularity zoomed to the 90’s when the Republicans were impeaching him for having oral sex in the Oval Office) ?

I think the PNP understands the owners very well. They will not be mocked. They will not be told that they should let the country be run by those who “know better”. They may throw out Portia and love her still. But they won’t throw out Portia because the middle classes and the media tell them that that’s what they should do. (And I don’t think they’ll be electing Bruce just because he says he’ll be in Jamaica House by Christmas….)

If Bruce and the JLP are to win the next election, they have to convince the owners that electing them, and putting aside Portia, does not mean giving up ownership. It does not mean five years of being disregarded and condescended to and fed crumbs from a table where the middle class are feasting. I don’t see the JLP trying to make this case. Since Portia appears to be the PNP’s manifesto, the JLP are concentrating their efforts on discrediting her. It may work, but I’d like to see some evidence of this (some evidence like poll data – something other than column inches by people who would never vote for Portia in this or any other election….)

It seems to me that the PNP are not paying that much attention to the JLP or to the pundits. I think that the PNP are a lot more worried about the blood running in inner city communities and the police response (arresting PNP activists), especially since the “traditional” police action in a pre-election period is a massive
raid on Tivoli……..Remember that it was PNP MP’s and activists that called for Colonel McMillan’s removal as Commissioner of Police in 1996, because they didn’t think they could win an election with Colonel Incorruptible in charge of the force ? Imagine how they feel now with the police busy arresting men who have killed on behalf of the PNP ?

Forget Trafigura. People dying and having to leave their homes because of gunmen trying to control political turf ? Now that could definitely lose the PNP the next election……

The pundits bark, the middle classes shake their heads at the way democracy works, and the owners are picking out their camels and getting ready to move on……

Will they lead out Bruce’s caravan or Portia’s ? Island Jamaica is under new ownership and looks like we’ll just have to wait and see……

The Survivor: Bill Clinton in the White House

The Harder They Come (includes Soundtrack CD)

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October 15, 2006

Jamaica after Trafigura ? Money matters

Filed under: Jamaica days, Think global — xaymaca @ 2:23 am

Market forces (Part I)

After a week (or is it two ?) of exercising ourselves over Dutch oil trader, Trafigura Beheer, paying J$31 million for the PNP party conference, big money is still on the agenda as our Minister of Finance Dr. Omar Davies announced that the Government of Jamaica will give a Serbian football coach, Velibor Milutinovic (henceforth to be known as “Bora”) US$500,000 (or J$32,500,000) per year for four years towards his US$1,000,000 annual salary). Bora’s task ? Deliver the Reggae Boys to a first round World Cup match in South Africa in 2010.

 

15 03 2005 Milutinovic Mag 1 Bora Milutinovic

Naturally, there will be no chorus of shocked persons questioning big money Government expenditure on such a popular national cause. Who can forget the glory days of Rene Simoes ? When we, wagonists all, went around preaching to each other about the need for discipline because Rene insisted that no football team could succeed without it ?

And when some members of the Jamaica Constabulary Force complained recently about the salaries being paid to our British cops, they did not receive the support of outraged columnists and angry pundits. Naturally not. Since the Scotland Yardies (Mr-tall-and-handsome Mark Shields et al) have been here the police force has delivered a substantial cut in the murder rate – something that many Jamaicans believed could never happen. So they are well worth the money. Same way Rene Simoes was worth his money. Same way we hope Bora will worth the money.

1406Rene Simoes2 Ae180 Rene Simoes Jbbameetinga20050622Rb DCP Mark Shields

Trafigura hoped that (and here, I speculate) that the PNP, as the party in power, would deliver an annual contract for lifting Nigerian oil and selling it on to third parties. They were prepared to pay good money to ensure that the contract was renewed.

Not quite as much money as we Jamaicans are prepared to pay for the Reggae Boys to represent us at the World Cup 2010, and not quite as much as we are paying our 4 or 5 Yardies to get crime under control. But still, good money.

All week I have been listening to the talk shows and scanning the papers to hear how political parties will be funded in the future (after a new campaign finance law has been passed) when every political donation will be scrutinized for origin and cleanliness.

Although we have ample evidence of the ingenuity of politicians and donors (check out the U.K.’s cash-for honours scandal) we seem convinced that legislation will change politics-as-we-know-it.

It appears that, in the future, Big Company NumberOne will not care one bit if the Party-in-Power (PIP) knows that it has given a huge donation to the Party-out-of-Power (POOP). Cash-rich-but-with-no-visible-source-of-income Mister BigMan will not care a hoot if the police and POOP know that he gives regular donations to the PIP M.P..

And why will they no longer care who knows their business and who they support? I’m not sure, but I think it’s because, in the future, all members of PIP and POOP will stop thinking that money (donations) matters. POOP candidates and M.P.’s will not worry if they can’t afford to hold meetings and curry goat feeds in every part of the constituency. PIP M.P’s and candidates will stop caring whether they have money to help with funerals, school fees and treats for the elderly.

And why will the PIP and POOP politicians stop caring about money ? Because, in the wake of the Trafigura scandal, Jamaican voters have realized that money in politics is corrupting our democracy…. And so we have resolved that we will no longer expect politicians to have money:-

Henceforth, Jamaican taxpayers will allocate sufficient government funds so that both parties can conduct nice, cheap campaigns (for example:- debates between candidates in the parish capital, a few tasteful infomercial style TV ads, a lot of meet-the-people walkabouts).

Henceforth, Jamaican voters will no longer line up at constituency offices to “beg a money” from the M.P..

Henceforth, PIP and POOP M.P.’s and constituency caretakers will be able to move around the constituencies shaking hands and kissing babies without being harassed by crude demands for “donations” to various community causes.

I bet they’re looking forward to it already. So am I.


“Struck Dumb: The History and Consequences of Campaign Finance Reform” (Allison Hayward)

Market forces (Part II)

The Nobel Committee has awarded this year’s Nobel Peace Prize to Dr. Yunus, a Bangladeshi banker. He runs a profit making enterprise, the Grameen Bank, which makes micro-loans to very poor people so they can start their own businesses.

The Nobel Committee believes that reducing poverty by empowering poor people is one of the most powerful means of creating lasting peace.

Dr. Yunus’s Grameen Bank makes micro-loans mainly to women. Not surprising, since in Bangladesh, as in Jamaica, women and children make up the majority of the very poorest people. Grameen Bank loans are “guaranteed” by groups of 5 women from the same community as the borrower. No other collateral required.

Micro-credit has long been a staple of the political and economic landscape in Jamaica. However our micro-credit efforts differ from Dr. Yunus’s work. Successive governments here have used micro-credit agencies as (1) slush funds to give money to unemployed young men in the inner city 2) employers for party supporters.

Like women in Bangladesh, Jamaican women have a superior record of repaying loans. Like women in Bangladesh, Jamaican women have a history of cooperative saving to raise money for major expenses. We call it “throwing pardner”.

How about poor Jamaican women getting a chance, like Bangladeshi women, to borrow small amounts of money to start their own businesses ?

How about one of our bankers putting their money where their mouth is ? Michael Lee-Chin of National Commercial Bank ? Over to you……


“Banker to the Poor: Micro-Lending and the Battle Against World Poverty” (Muhammad Yunus, Alan Jolis)

Short stories

From Britain

Boris Johnson (U.K. Tory M.P.) has written an article explaining to Daily Telegraph readers why Iran wants a nuclear bomb. To stop the U.S. of A. from treating it like it is treating Iraq ! Not exactly shocking news if you are from any developing country, but I’m sure it will come as a surprise to many Brits who still believe that they (and the Americans) are over in Iraq introducing democracy…..

Bix Sl6805 Boris Johnson, M.P.

From America

The New York Times has an article about how married people are now a minority in the U.S. No surprise to those of us who have been following the Jamaicanization of the world.

Those of us “yearning to breathe free” can forget about migrating to the United States. The new Anti-Terrorism Bill just passed by Congress makes U.S. citizens just as liable for interrogation and torture by their own Government as the citizens of other great democracies (you know, like Russia, China, Iran…..).

From Grenada

Morgan Freeman has a new book out about Caribbean cooking. Sales will benefit the Grenada Relief Fund set up after the island was mashed up by Hurricane Ivan.


“Morgan Freeman and Friends: Caribbean Cooking for a Cause” (Wendy Wilkinson, Donna Lee)

Many Caribbean men have joined the British and American armies and given distinguished service in Iraq and Afghanistan. None braver and none more honoured than Grenadian Johnson Beharry. He is still alive somehow but very damaged. If you have some money to spare, you might want to support him by buying his book.


“Barefoot Soldier” (Johnson Beharry, Nick Cook)

From Trinidad

Carifesta IX is long since over and, apparently, was another great big yawn. So imagine our excitement when we read this:-

The Bahamas are hopeful that Carifesta X will deposit an estimated US$100 million in revenue into their national coffers, when the event takes place in that country in two years’ time.

Winston Saunders, chairman of the National Cultural Development Commission in the Bahamas, revealed his country’s income projections in an interview with the Guardian during Sunday night’s closing of Carifesta IX at the Hasely Crawford Stadium in Port-of-Spain.

His statements came on the heels of a declaration by Caricom Secretary General Edwin Carrington, who described Carifesta as “a drain on the purse of regional governments.

“We will see a new look Carifesta in 2008. There’s a new model—a new plan.

“An element of economic benefit is the new element to Carifesta. Carifesta should fill, rather than drain the public purse.

“There are tourism benefits for this event. The Bahamas is the ideal place for Carifesta’s transformation.”

 

If the Bahamas can make US$100 million from Carifesta X, then clearly Carifesta should never be held anywhere else.

From Yahso

 

I was more than pleased when Colonel Trevor McMillan became a JLP Senator. But I forgot one thing. When you become a Senator, you become a politician. You have to be able to make hay even if the sun is NOT shining. Here, from the Gleaner, is Colonel McMillan trying to sound like a politician:-
Senator MacMillan said the reduction in crime, while good, was still “no consolation” as it was still too high.

Oh dear. Speaking the truth ! Not exaggerating ! Not abusing anyone ! Clearly, Karl Samuda will have to take him in hand…..

More from Yahso

And are you still wondering what, if anything, will happen next about Trafigura, the J$31 million, Minister Paulwell’s involvement, the whole rotting fish head ? Well, Danny Buchanan (Portia supporter from her first run in 1992) got all Colin’s work AND the Prime Minister will finally speak to the matter this Tuesday, October 17, 2006 in the House of Parliament…….. Just a tip:- Don’t hold your breath


“Real Pirates of the Caribbean” (Highland Ent.)

 

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October 9, 2006

Bruce Golding knocks Colin Campbell out of Cabinet, asks for next contender…

Filed under: Jamaica days — xaymaca @ 11:44 am

Well, I got this one totally wrong, but, can’t say I’m sorry about this particular result….

Bruce’s revelations about Trafigura’s transactions with the PNP forced the resignation of Colin Campbell, Minister of Information and PNP General Secretary, one of the few PNP big noises to have supported Prime Minister Portia Simpson Miller in the PNP leadership race. Lots of celebrating in both PNP (Peter-not-Portia section) and JLP camps last night.


“The Perfect Punch” (Bfs Entertainment)

This morning’s harsh light is shining on:-

1. What was the nature of the transaction between the PNP and Trafigura ? What can a political party do for an oil trader that can earn them J$31 million ? Apart from the obvious bribery/thiefery/sign-right-here-on-the-dotted-line-boss-tank-yu…….

2. Did anything criminal take place ?

3. Speak up, Minister Paulwell ! We can’t hear you. You involve or you don’t involve ?

4. What is the role of Goodworks International (newest employee: former Prime Minister of Jamaica P.J. Patterson) in the “transactions” with Trafigura ?

Over in the dark corner :-


1. The future of whistle blower Sonia Christie (Let’s hope she’s not married to a parasite, because it looks like she might be sitting home twiddling her thumbs for a good while…….)

2. Who gets Colin’s work ? PM Portia says she’s going to handle this herself for now….(Is this when new PNP Vice President Angella Brown-Burke becomes a Senator and goes over to fight it out with the JLP’s Joan Gordon-Webley over in South East St. Andrew?)

3. PM Portia has ordered that Trafigura be given back its dirty money. Since the money spend already, should we assume that First Caribbean International Bank will be coming up with the cash needed in order to avoid any further publicity about its little problem with client confidentiality ?

Skeptics corner :-

Bruce might want to watch how diligently he and the JLP clean Portia’s house for her. He doesn’t need it looking too polish, shine and squeaky clean come National Accountability Day….


“Housekeeping” (Marilynne Robinson)

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October 5, 2006

Bruce bites off more than he can chew (Updated Saturday Oct 7, ‘06)

Filed under: Jamaica days, Think global — xaymaca @ 1:06 pm

There was nuff excitement in the precincts of Parliament Tuesday gone (Oct 3, ‘06). While the MP’s of the governing party were inside the House debating a motion to censure Opposition MP Karl Samuda (for being Karl Samuda and running off his mouth), the Leader of the Opposition walked out of the debate and held a press conference to announce that the recent PNP party conference had been funded using J$ 31 million in monies obtained from the notorious Dutch oil trader, Trafigura.

He implied that these were funds improperly obtained as part of Jamaica’s long standing oil deal with Nigeria, and he called on the Government to resign.

 

“Politics of Bones, The: Dr. Owens Wiwa And The Struggle For Nigeria’s Oil” (J. Timothy Hunt)

 

All very exciting, and the timing was perfect (for the evening news). In addition to his allegations, Bruce Golding also had evidence – cancelled cheques signed by 2 Cabinet Ministers, Phillip Paulwell and Colin Campbell (both Team Portia members, you will recall).

 

 

Colin-Campbell Minister Campbell 2991 Minister Paulwell

By Wednesday morning, the whole episode was looking distinctly duller, and far from resigning, the Cabinet Ministers in question were busy with their lawyers, preparing (1) to find out how/why the bank had provided the information to the JLP (2) to sue the Leader of the Opposition. Mr Golding, lacking Samuda’s native caution, had made the libelous statements outside of the House and therefore could not claim his Parliamentary privileges.

Turns out that Trafigura, a company which has been trading Nigerian oil for Jamaica through both PNP and JLP administrations (yes, child, the JLP were once in power, long, long, ago…), had made a contribution to the PNP’s campaign financing and the PNP had used this money to fund the party conference.

Not quite the thrilling, government-crashing-to-its-knees story we had been led to believe on Tuesday night.

All day Wednesday, young male supporters of both parties were covering all the bases on the talk shows (these must be the parasites of whom Dr. Munroe speaks because I don’t know which business place allows employees to spend the whole morning on the phone chatting to talk show hosts about the issues of the day……). Bruce Golding and Karl Samuda for the JLP, and Bobby Pickersgill for the PNP also talked up a storm.

How it’s looking this morning ?

A. General consensus that it “doesn’t look good for the PNP to be getting contributions from a foreign company that does business with the Government”.

B. Nothing illegal took place.

C. Both parties should work together to push campaign finance reform through the House with all possible dispatch.

D. Nothing will be done because neither party has any intention of revealing who contributes to their party’s finances.

E. The PNP has outflanked the JLP as per usual…..

Who’s disappointed ?

A. Voters who would prefer that the PNP not win a fifth term (and this apparently includes those members of the PNP who don’t like having a black, working class woman as leader)

B. Voters (myself included) who thought Bruce Golding was both intelligent and thoughtful (and would never have called that press conference without having party lawyers and strategists cross all the t’s and dot all the i’s….)

C. Fight fans who hate to watch knock outs and prefer matches to go at least five rounds

Update/Saturday, October 7

There’s been a lot of backing and forthing, fussing in the Senate, more accusations and counter accusations. Everyone (PNP, JLP, Jamaica Chamber of Commerce, Jamaicans for Justice) has climbed up on their high horse and look like staying there over the weekend. Sonia Christie, a senior employee of the bank in question (First Caribbean International Bank) has either been fired (according to the Gleaner) or sent on leave (according to the Observer).
Only one piece of news so far : Trafigura denies that it made a donation and says that the funds were part of a “commercial transaction”. Last night on “Nationwide”, Cliff Hughes pointed out that there are OECD guidelines for the conduct of  international businesses headquartered in OECD countries (Trafigura Beheer B.V. is Dutch). Giving a donation to the ruling political party of a country you do business with, appears to constitute bribery under these guidelines, hence Trafigura’s denial that it had made such a donation…..Well, at least Trafigura seems to know what their “donation” to the PNP was for…..

Minister Colin Campbell has asked Trafigura to “clarify” their statement. Is he hoping they will admit it was a bribe ? Can Trafigura put the genie back in the bottle ? Will we all have forgotten about it by next week Tuesday ? After all, the Koreans are shooting at each other across the border in anticipation of North Korea’s nuclear tests; Russia and Georgia are daggers drawn; and U.S. Secretary of State Condolleeza Rice has been in the Middle East rallying support for “action” against Iran ………..

“The Greatest” (Tom Gries, Monte Hellman)

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September 30, 2006

Coming soon to a polling booth near you: National Accountability Day

Filed under: Jamaica days — xaymaca @ 8:12 pm

These are the dark and wet days of the rainy season, when Jamaicans on island hope we know what lies ahead (Christmas), but generally aren’t willing to put our money on it……

While sloshing through flooded roads or sitting in traffic while the water rises round us, we think about the day when someone might actually be fired for not (ever) having cleaned the drains on (insert your own road here)….. We think about National Accountability Day.

 

“Noah’s Flood: The New Scientific Discoveries About The Event That Changed History” (William Ryan, Walter Pitman)


Election (or National Accountability) Day

On National Accountability Day we hope that all the current Ministers, and Ministers of State, and Chairmen of State Boards (whom we all got tired of long, long ago) will vanish and be replaced by new faces.

We can then enjoy a few months (or weeks) of waiting for things to change totally, completely and absolutely for the better. (And when they don’t, we can get out our Bibles and ruefully read Ecclesiastes (1:9), you know, that part where he talks about “there is no new thing under the sun”…..)

So one of the problems that our current Leader of the Opposition will have on National Accountability Day is that his Members of Parliament (his pool of potential Cabinet members) are so shop soiled that it is difficult for voters to imagine them as new and different.

Yes, I can look forward to an enthusiastic Andrew Holness as Minister of Education and Colonel McMillan as a savvy and rock solid Minister of National Security. I think the Leader of the Opposition himself will make a good Prime Minister.

It’s when we get to what Karl Samuda will be doing in the Cabinet (can you see him as anything but in his current role as Cass-Cass-in-Chief ?), or Audley Shaw (amazing how that business about not being able to run a gas station sticks in your mind when you’re thinking of this future Minister of Finance) or our own Helen of Troy Joan Gordon-Webley ?

“Identity and Violence: The Illusion of Destiny (Issues of Our Time)” (Amartya Sen)

Our current Prime Minister has the same problem.

How to change out such long-past-their-sell-by-date-but-still-in-harness Cabinet members like Minister of Finance Omar Davies, Minister of Education Maxine Henry-Wilson and Minister of Justice the irrelevant A.J. Nicholson ?

Well, in the past few weeks we have been enlightened as to who is really in line to replace Omar:- Peter Bunting, the merchant banker who is about to get richer with the proposed sale of his firm Dehring, Bunting and Golding to Scotiabank.

Peter Bunting’s PNP resume ?

  • Supported Portia in her failed bid for the leadership in 1992
  • Sent former JLP Prime Minister Hugh Shearer to his political grave in the 1993 elections (Bunting resigned as M.P. and didn’t run again in 1997)
  • Largely financed Omar’s vanity run for the leadership earlier this year.

Omar has repeatedly boasted that only he has the confidence of the international financial markets (essential for a country with Jamaica’s massive debts), but Peter Bunting’s track record in money management is much closer to the U.S. experience (where Treasury Secretaries are cherry picked from Wall Street)……So Omar would get his, and we would get Peter…..so far, so good….

Thanks to Joan Gordon-Webley, we now know Maxine Henry-Wilson could be pushed aside by the PNP’s newest Vice-President Angella Brown-Burke. We totally understand Joan’s chagrin when she learnt that she might have to run against a smart, young PNP Vice-President familiar with the constituency (and the city), instead of the unpopular incumbent, Maxine Henry-Wilson……So far, so long Maxine….

But who will rid us of A.J. Nicholson ? Come on, there must be at least 1,000 equally qualified lawyers out there. Don’t any of you want to be in the Senate and go down in history as singlehandedly straightening out the Justice system after its despoiling in the hands of A.J. and Chief Justice Lensley Wolfe ?……So far, so depressing….

“P.D. James – A Certain Justice” (Ross Devenish)


Barbados Free Press launched a competition to identify the best/worst examples of official corruption in Barbados. So if you have ever lived or worked in Barbados and have something to tell, click over and unburden yourself. You could win US$1,000 !

No such luck for those of us living on the Rock. This week the local newspapers have been full of stories of Jamaican officials needing to be, or refusing to be, held accountable for anything whatsoever :-

1. Millions “missing” at the National Solid Slush Fund Agency ? Would that be the responsibility of Errol Greene, the Executive Director of the NSWMA? According to the article, the Board and the Fraud Squad will probably conclude just that…… Even if he just loses his job and gets a slap on the wrist (instead of going to jail), this would still be a triumph for Portia appointee and new Board Chairman, Ethlyn Norton-Coke. Not to mention the taxpayers.

2. Gunshots, murder and terror in the garrison constituencies of Maxine Henry-Wilson (JLP caretaker, Joan Gordon-Webley) and Andrew Holness (PNP caretaker, Patrick Roberts) ? Would that be the fault of the political representatives (all four of them) ? Bishop Herro Blair of the Peace Management Initiative thinks so, although Maxine looks to have kept out of this one. Possibly because she’s preoccupied with watching her back…… Accountability ? The voters should decide but won’t be given a chance to do so, so let’s award both seats to the JLP from now…….(assuming that Maxine remains the PNP candidate…..

3. More huffing and puffing over the Contractor General Greg Christie doing his job. Jamaicans are not used to being asked to take responsibility for their actions, and lots of public officials think that “being embarrassed” is the same thing as being held accountable. For example:

Some media person “embarrasses” you by asking why that contractor just gave you a massive pay-off; you complain to your political overlord; he complains to the media owner and, hey presto !, that media person loses their job and never bothers you again. Of course, you still feel “embarrassed” and will require even bigger payoffs in the future to make up for this blow to your self-esteem…..

4. A woman loses her baby because the island’s biggest maternity hospital, Victoria Jubilee, can’t organize a Caesarian section because instruments cannot be sterilized for surgery? The doctors’ blame the hospital administration who they claim needs to “wake up”, the hospital administration blames the South East Regional Health Authority, and the Authority says nothing much but makes it clear that it is part of the Ministry of Health (which can’t afford to staff and equip health facilities with the money it is allocated in the Budget…..)

The PM orders a probe and the Permanent Secretary of the Ministry of Health does herself no favours by suggesting that the doctors at Jubilee are making a fuss over nothing. After all, ALL Jamaicans have roaches running around their home (Note to the P.S.: I do have roaches at home, but I make a point of keeping them out of my operating theatre….)

Who’s accountable ? We bet it ends up being one of those situations where the complainers (the doctors) are helped to understand that there is no money to address their concerns….. Gentlemen, you know what to do on National Accountability Day.

5. And finally, over in the private sector at the resurrected Reggae Sunsplash, we get to enjoy a saga of mismanagement and incompetence that is funny only because people this clueless are usually employed to the Government of Jamaica. In this case, the empty pockets and red faces belong to the sponsor, bMobile, and the show promoters. And for this small blessing, Lord, we, the taxpayers, are truly thankful….

 

“Count Your Blessings: The Healing Power of Gratitude and Love” (John Demartini)

 

 

“Pronoia Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings” (Rob Brezsny)

 

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